👉 "Following vision enhancing techniques is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but instead of a needle, it's the most mundane thing you've ever seen and you're doing it to impress a space alien. It's a fancy way of saying it's the kind of thing that makes your brain think you're part of a sci-fi movie, but in real life, you're probably just trying to convince your cat that the remote is a newfound alien artifact."
Example sentence: "After weeks of following vision enhancing techniques, Dr. Zane finally convinced himself his morning coffee was a cosmic oasis of espresso, not just another cup of caffeine."
